bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via beyoncescock)

debrides:

I THINK I AM ALLOWED TO BE AS PROUD AND OBNOXIOUS ABOUT MY SELF ESTEEM AS I WANT BECAUSE I BUILT THAT SHIT UP FROM THE GROUND 

(via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)

lanadelreycist:

those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via beyoncescock)

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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(via ironpug)

sexidance:

lehaaz:

SHE JUST SHITTED ON ALL OF US

GLAM GODDESS

sexidance:

lehaaz:

SHE JUST SHITTED ON ALL OF US

GLAM GODDESS

(via glitterweave)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via beyoncescock)

memewhore:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

Thank god it wasn’t just me.

Never forget.

(via hairguts)

Life's too short to be anything other than amusing.

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