thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via beyoncescock)

memewhore:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

Thank god it wasn’t just me.

Never forget.

(via hairguts)

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

hairguts:

If only “Shutup and Listen” were a real show.

hairguts:

If only “Shutup and Listen” were a real show.

I can relate to pirates because I too, am after the booty.

tonypagan:

do you ever want things but would go completely out of your way to not pay for said things?

What did I tell you about paying for sex.

glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

(via powderdoom)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

femmeanddangerous:

Do you ever wonder what dark magic I practice to do my brows? Join my coven to find out.

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(via memewhore)

Life's too short to be anything other than amusing.

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